Monday, May 21, 2012
Tuesday, May 15, 2012
If NBA Players were Avengers
Iron Man: There really isn't a person who exemplifies Iron Man's persona or personality, so this one is a toss up. But, I'll go with Kobe Bryant because he has the most rings, made the most money as an NBA player last year and has his fair share of Colorado women problems.
Thor: Another toss up here but, I'll say LeBron James because he's one of the strongest NBA players. And much like Thor's ability to hold out his hand and magically grab his hammer, LeBron can hold out his hands to magically get refs to give him calls.
Hawkeye: Steve Novack is Hawkeye. They're both corny looking white guys that are on the team to shot long range shots. This is the only thing either one of them will be able to do ever in life.
Black Widow: Chris Bosh is the perfect Black Widow. Because he runs like this and also like this. He's not the most masculine fellow. With all types of tongue tricks and what not, he's the perfect Black Widow!
Captain America: Kevin Love would be Captain America because he was a little scrub one year and then all of a sudden became arguably the league's best rebounder and even beat Kevin Durant in the 3 Point Shootout Contest. Someone gave him the Captain America super juice treatment.
The Incredible Hulk: No doubt, this person is Metta World Peace. Bruce Banner turns into The Incredible Hulk when angry and Metta World Peace turns into Ron Artest. And his secret is that he's always angry. He starts off normal and then you can sense the transformation taking hold.
Bonus:
Green Lantern: Rondo would be the perfect Green Lantern. His jersey is green, he's small--compared to other players at least--and he already looks like some type of alien. I was thinking LeBron but we all know why he can't be Green Lantern; he doesn't have a ring!
Daredevil: Javale McGee is Daredevil. He just is a natural daredevil and I personally think that he doesn't think at all when he's on the court. He just does things like this!
Superman: Superman is indestructible unless you have kryptonite, much like Dwight Howard, only difference is Dwight Howard's kryptonite is his offensive game! He even uses Superman as his nickname as a testament to his understanding of his own wackness!
And here's Chris Bosh's Avengers cameo!!
Thor: Another toss up here but, I'll say LeBron James because he's one of the strongest NBA players. And much like Thor's ability to hold out his hand and magically grab his hammer, LeBron can hold out his hands to magically get refs to give him calls.
Hawkeye: Steve Novack is Hawkeye. They're both corny looking white guys that are on the team to shot long range shots. This is the only thing either one of them will be able to do ever in life.
Black Widow: Chris Bosh is the perfect Black Widow. Because he runs like this and also like this. He's not the most masculine fellow. With all types of tongue tricks and what not, he's the perfect Black Widow!
Captain America: Kevin Love would be Captain America because he was a little scrub one year and then all of a sudden became arguably the league's best rebounder and even beat Kevin Durant in the 3 Point Shootout Contest. Someone gave him the Captain America super juice treatment.
The Incredible Hulk: No doubt, this person is Metta World Peace. Bruce Banner turns into The Incredible Hulk when angry and Metta World Peace turns into Ron Artest. And his secret is that he's always angry. He starts off normal and then you can sense the transformation taking hold.
Bonus:
Green Lantern: Rondo would be the perfect Green Lantern. His jersey is green, he's small--compared to other players at least--and he already looks like some type of alien. I was thinking LeBron but we all know why he can't be Green Lantern; he doesn't have a ring!
Daredevil: Javale McGee is Daredevil. He just is a natural daredevil and I personally think that he doesn't think at all when he's on the court. He just does things like this!
Superman: Superman is indestructible unless you have kryptonite, much like Dwight Howard, only difference is Dwight Howard's kryptonite is his offensive game! He even uses Superman as his nickname as a testament to his understanding of his own wackness!
And here's Chris Bosh's Avengers cameo!!
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