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Monday, August 8, 2011

Falls...Honorable Mentions

1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaP_8-u8dac

Spider man apparently ran out of web cartridges and attempted to run up a wall. Bad idea my man! He did some pre-flips trying to warm up but landed cold on his shoulder! You can then see him get up looking around for help! Spider man is white, not Asian!

2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5PkoNZD4xc

Wiz tripped, tried to recover and stumbled into the ground. He fell out of his fitted, but got right back up, i think he was a little confused, maybe embarrassed but instead of running to the front of the stage, he headed to the back! He fell harder than a Big Ben victim.

3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_NQCTbvRnM

This is the extended clip to the Afro Ninja falling, very funny!!

Thursday, August 4, 2011

Top 5 Falls

Not all performances go off without a hitch! Sometimes there's technical difficulties, upset fans, and sometimes you fall! Here is a list of the top five falls, enjoy!

5. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjUVy2LyDrs&NR=1

First off, I don't think that is really 50 Cent but the fall is funny nonetheless. It seems as if Rapper Red Shirt was walking forward not paying attention to the huge speaker that laid motionless in front of him! On his way to the floor you can hear him say, "Oh!" Usually this is followed by "shit", giving you, "Oh Shit!" but Rapper Red Shirt was falling to quickly to get it out, and falling on his face too! Ouch! And of course they played the fall again in slow motion, but it looks so much funnier at regular speed. You never see him get back up, I hope Rapper Red was okay!

4. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiWgcRZlKy8&feature=fvst

Here we have two little girls running on a treadmill at a high setting. The first girl runs with no problem, like a champ! The second girl puts one foot on, and then it's pretty much over after that! The treadmill then flips her over, turns her around and slams her head into the wall. She hit the wall a couple of times before getting thrown off.  She tried to laugh it off but anytime you get your forehead rammed into a bedroom, wall it hurts, unless you're into that kind of freaky stuff!

3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_A8lOGsIU4&feature=related

Not to be prejudice, we add a black guy on a treadmill to the mix! My man starts off rapping, and hopping around like a strung out rabbit, as he appears to be ready to do the impossible! Crip walk on a moving treadmill! He then proceeds to remove his fifteen dollar necklace, in hopes of not ruining it and runs to the back of the camera, holding something resembling scissors in his hand. He goes back to his crip walk and then jumps onto the treadmill! He falls out of his fitted hat and his flip-flops fly off! You can see how he planned on getting back up but....he falls again! Notice how he gets up and tries to keep it going, but his crip walk has a lot of hurt in it and I'm pretty sure he doesn't know what song he's singing!

2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1lauHGBx7c

First off this girl is super pale, I don't think she has ever seen the sun, let alone walk outside on a sunny day! Maybe it rains a lot where she lives! Her premise is a stuffed dog show! I don't know if she's aware of this, but stuffed dogs cannot do tricks! They can sit but that's only if they're stuffed in the right position. Her biggest mistake was touching the closet. I did hear her say she would be in front of the closet, but she didn't say for how long! Then BOOM! With a yell that loud, I know it hurt, maybe the dog set you up for trying to parade him around the Internet! She then climbs from under the wreck to turn off the camera, but it's too late little pale lady, we seen the entire thing!

1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoLDv2p_fpA

No doubt many of you have seen this before, but it's the number one fall! You can watch this over and over again and it's still funny! His afro has obviously not been picked since '79 and to start things off my man lets out a Bruce Lee-esque, "Hmph!" I was prepared to see something great. Now, I'm no flipping expert but I'm sure that his feet were supposed to touch the ground first and stay planted! One of his weapons hits the wall but my man has a never say die attitude! So he gets up to continue his ninja demonstration and falls off screen. From the ruffle of blinds I hear off camera, I'm pretty sure he fell out a window on the second floor! I hope you have hung up your sword black samurai!