Top 5 Cool Gays!

5. The WNBA

The entire WNBA made the list as a staff, record label and a crew! It's no secret that 99% of female athletes are lesbian, especially female basketball players. I think 103% of the WNBA are lesbians with a plus/minus ratio of 3%! All the coaches in the league look like John Stockton or Justin Bieber! However, they provide wholesome family entertainment without dunks and spectacular plays of the more heterosexual NBA. Who likes dunks anyway, right!?! From Lisa Leslie to Rebecca Lobo, Candace Parker and the three others I know but can't remember the names, its one big sweaty LesBall going on the court. Maybe if they taped the players making out their ratings would go up! Just tape the cute girls though, some WNBA players look like Sam Cassell with a weave, yuck! Jawana Men with noonday, but you all are cool in my book!

4. Queen Latifah

First off we all knew she was hay after the now infamous "Set It Off" scene! From "Living Single" to "Single Ladies" the Queen has been running through hoes for awhile now! And she remains one of the best rapper turned actors/actresses in Hollywood! She has classic songs, sitcoms, movies and is clearly a very talented gay! I know why you really punched that guy for touching your butt in the "Unity" video, its because you had a crush on his sister, well play on playa...keep doing your thing! U-N-I-T-Y!

3. Don Lemon

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tue-july-26-2011/cnn-anchor-don-lemon-appears-not-to-care-for-cnn

This guy is one funny, cool gay dude! Jon Stewart helped propel him to the number three spot. He kinda reminds me of the lawyer Tom on the show "The Boondocks". He's one of those people who are funny without trying to be! The other black, male anchor on this network sucks, unfortunately I cannot remember his name but maybe if he turns gay he can be cool like Lemon. I'm pretty sure guys ask him, "If he wants his Lemons squeezed" a lot!

2. Anderson Cooper

The grey haired, popular news anchor. He doesn't call himself an anchor for nothing but actually anchors himself in the crisis and report amid the chaos. He reported from a boat when Katrina was raging in New Orleans, he reported during the Haiti earthquake even though "aid" to help the citizens couldn't het in, he was at my 13th birthday party when I fell off my bike and broke my hand...I didn't even tell my mother what happened because Anderson Cooper was there when I fell, come think of it, he may have been the one who pushed me! But he's still cool enough to be number two on this list!

1. Neil Patrick Harris

The number one spot goes to Mr. Harris solely for his performance on "How I Met Your Mother" television show! If you never seen an episode its probably because you're homophobic, shame on you!! I guarantee if you watch this show, his character will amuse and entertain! Although he's a womanizer and not a manizer on the show, it's cool because he came out before the show and never been ashamed of who he was! Which is what this country needs, acceptance! Maybe if you don't want to see two women or men kiss you may want to reconsider living in a "FREE COUNTRY" and seriously discrimination is wack! And if you don't like it I will send Neil Patrick to sleep with your mother and or father, our number one cool gay!

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Falls...Honorable Mentions

1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaP_8-u8dac

Spider man apparently ran out of web cartridges and attempted to run up a wall. Bad idea my man! He did some pre-flips trying to warm up but landed cold on his shoulder! You can then see him get up looking around for help! Spider man is white, not Asian!

2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5PkoNZD4xc

Wiz tripped, tried to recover and stumbled into the ground. He fell out of his fitted, but got right back up, i think he was a little confused, maybe embarrassed but instead of running to the front of the stage, he headed to the back! He fell harder than a Big Ben victim.

3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_NQCTbvRnM

This is the extended clip to the Afro Ninja falling, very funny!!

Top 5 Falls

Not all performances go off without a hitch! Sometimes there's technical difficulties, upset fans, and sometimes you fall! Here is a list of the top five falls, enjoy!

5. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjUVy2LyDrs&NR=1

First off, I don't think that is really 50 Cent but the fall is funny nonetheless. It seems as if Rapper Red Shirt was walking forward not paying attention to the huge speaker that laid motionless in front of him! On his way to the floor you can hear him say, "Oh!" Usually this is followed by "shit", giving you, "Oh Shit!" but Rapper Red Shirt was falling to quickly to get it out, and falling on his face too! Ouch! And of course they played the fall again in slow motion, but it looks so much funnier at regular speed. You never see him get back up, I hope Rapper Red was okay!

4. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiWgcRZlKy8&feature=fvst

Here we have two little girls running on a treadmill at a high setting. The first girl runs with no problem, like a champ! The second girl puts one foot on, and then it's pretty much over after that! The treadmill then flips her over, turns her around and slams her head into the wall. She hit the wall a couple of times before getting thrown off.  She tried to laugh it off but anytime you get your forehead rammed into a bedroom, wall it hurts, unless you're into that kind of freaky stuff!

3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_A8lOGsIU4&feature=related

Not to be prejudice, we add a black guy on a treadmill to the mix! My man starts off rapping, and hopping around like a strung out rabbit, as he appears to be ready to do the impossible! Crip walk on a moving treadmill! He then proceeds to remove his fifteen dollar necklace, in hopes of not ruining it and runs to the back of the camera, holding something resembling scissors in his hand. He goes back to his crip walk and then jumps onto the treadmill! He falls out of his fitted hat and his flip-flops fly off! You can see how he planned on getting back up but....he falls again! Notice how he gets up and tries to keep it going, but his crip walk has a lot of hurt in it and I'm pretty sure he doesn't know what song he's singing!

2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1lauHGBx7c

First off this girl is super pale, I don't think she has ever seen the sun, let alone walk outside on a sunny day! Maybe it rains a lot where she lives! Her premise is a stuffed dog show! I don't know if she's aware of this, but stuffed dogs cannot do tricks! They can sit but that's only if they're stuffed in the right position. Her biggest mistake was touching the closet. I did hear her say she would be in front of the closet, but she didn't say for how long! Then BOOM! With a yell that loud, I know it hurt, maybe the dog set you up for trying to parade him around the Internet! She then climbs from under the wreck to turn off the camera, but it's too late little pale lady, we seen the entire thing!

1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoLDv2p_fpA

No doubt many of you have seen this before, but it's the number one fall! You can watch this over and over again and it's still funny! His afro has obviously not been picked since '79 and to start things off my man lets out a Bruce Lee-esque, "Hmph!" I was prepared to see something great. Now, I'm no flipping expert but I'm sure that his feet were supposed to touch the ground first and stay planted! One of his weapons hits the wall but my man has a never say die attitude! So he gets up to continue his ninja demonstration and falls off screen. From the ruffle of blinds I hear off camera, I'm pretty sure he fell out a window on the second floor! I hope you have hung up your sword black samurai!