Top 5 Worst Athlete Rappers!

5. Macho Man Randy Savage

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMbcOC5dS5k

This is the wrestler Macho Man Randy Savage dissing Hulk Hogan on wax. You can hear the steriods all in his voice. I guess he really wanted a wrestling match! It's funny how this diss song by a middle-aged white rapper sounds more like hip-hop than many of today's artists. All he needs is a unique ad-lib to match his Rick Ross beard. This is Hit Em Up, Clap back, the Ether before the Ether. Hogan didn't want it and never came back!

4. Roy Jones Jr.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWIqZKhNY90

Not only is this a bad song, but it's also a horrible video. He has too much pubic hair on his chest for him to stand there with no shirt on! And then he starts off with that super hard bop, so full of force he has to close his eyes and bite his lip, aayyee buddy!! And why is he standing so stiff? Snatching off his shades like a fake ass James Bond! The entire song is how he beat people up and got cheated out of a fight and blah, blah blah. One thing I won't forget is how bad off a rapper you are!!

3. Allen Iverson aka Jewelz

A.I. took it to another level and actually came up with a corny rap name to match his corny lyrics. I will say the commercial with Jada wasn't that bad, but 40 bars on the other hand...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBrbMj0eyqM

His flow is non-existent! And of course he talks about everything any other rapper ever talks about. A row of Bentley's, messing with chicks and holding two 45's! As he says, "Everybody stay fly, get money, kill and fuck  bitches!" With lyrics like those I'm surprised he has never won a Grammy, I mean at least give my man a nomination! I know he has friends but apparently nobody said, "Yo this sounds wack", so he dropped an entire LP! Practice, we talking about practice, no, we talking about your three minute rap career! Don't ever rap again!

2. The Chicago Bears for The Super Bowl Shuffle

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x27ykw_chicago-bears-superbowl-shuffle_music

The Bears made the list as a staff, record label and a crew, RIP Tupac! I understand you guys won the Super Bowl but under no circumstance at all should you have come out with a rap song. We have Walter Payton saying running the ball is like making sweet romance? Really hoe? Is running around a group of sweaty men that's trying to jump on you and tackle you, like romance? Maybe for Elton John it is! You see Mike Singletary two steppin' in those thick framed glasses? Football players are too big to be standing around trying to shuffle, leave that too a 5'8, 170 lb person!

1. Kobe Bryant




First off what rapper you know looks like this! He looks like a super gay Pinocchio! My man is wearing a headband, wristband with a top hat and a bow tie and has the audacity to be in all white! I prayed for you Kobe but I guess that prayer went unanswered! And that V-neck is is touching his stomach, mighty suspect homie, mighty suspect!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMJ7bGnKT-0

This song features none other than 50 Cent. Now when I say that this song is laugh out loud bad, it's worst! Please listen, if you don't listen to any other song, listen to this! With lyrics like, "I'm gonna hop in ya brain, tell you what you thinking" he sounds like a retarded kid that's also on drugs! A Thug Poet? No you aren't, you're a good basketball player that's a horrible, terrible, all other negative adjectives rolled into one, rapper. "Wavin' the flow, flow", my dead dog is a better rapper than Kobe Bryant! This song alone will be the sole reason that you're never better than Jordan!