The Creams & the Oreo Cookies! Top 5 Mulattoes

America has such a racially charged history. Race relations currently reflect that, however the relationships between blacks and white has gotten a lot better. So much so that these races have come together to make babies! Desegregation in the bedroom has given us biracial people, take that Census Bureau! These five people are the top mulattoes currently living in the America today!

5. Halle Berry

The prettiest person, and only female on the list is Halle Berry. Actress, former beauty queen and model, it's safe to say Ms. Berry has talent, biracial talent. Her first big acting role coincidentally was Jungle Fever! Halle knew firsthand about jungle fever from her parents, so who better to play the part. Halle has had Jungle Fever in real life by dating both black and white men. Black dudes dogged her out and so did the white guys, they probably saw her in that horrible movie Catwoman and decided they couldn't go on with it. She also has a rap song named after her by Hurricane Chris but the song wasn't that good, it sucked Monster's Balls.

4. The Mulatto Throttle

Blake Griffin made the list under his proposed new nickname, The Mulatto Throttle. Blake had a monster year, making ESPN top plays every night and winning the Slam Dunk contest this year. He's a monster in the paint, something like an Albino Frankenstein! Just look at the similarities.

Blake puts to rest one of the biggest debates in basketball. White men can't jump, and neither can black men but the mulattoes will jump over a car and turn it into a slow motion car commercial. White car, with black interior, mulattoes are WINNING!!

3. Drake

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! It's Drizzy Drake on the list at number 3! He put out a mixtape so big they decided to come out with a wack ass video for it, So Far Gone. The Degrassi actor rolled his wheelchair into the game and put out hit after hit. His freshman CD went platnium and he's still dropping collab tracks and just put out two new hit singles that black and white fans both love, which they should seeing as how he's black and white! I caught up with Drake to get his thoughts on being placed on the list, he said, "I like to drift to the back like a haircut fade, of course I made it in the game at #3, Dwayne Wade"

He actually didn't say that but that's the signature flow and this picture is old!! And of course I wrote this waving my right hand in the air the entire time, just like he does when performing!

2. Derek Jeter

The biracial angel on Earth is number two on the list and number two on the field, I hear it's because only God is better than him. But no God isn't; but if Jeter says so I guess it's true. Multiple championships, awards, game winning hits and multiple women. Yes sir, our man here is the biggest clutch hitter ever, and being a Phillies fan I hate to admit it but I have to give respect when it's due. His pinstripe jersey is like a reflection of his soul, white guy with black blood running along his genetics. Bless his zebra soul! Legend has it, if your with a girl and you whisper the name Derek Jeter, that you'll at least get to first base and depending on how you round second you may get to go all the way home! Try it!

1. Barack H. Obama

Of course, number one is Obama. The first black man in the White House, his dad knows how that feels! President Cool, a man that gives hope to so many. He also killed the number one terrorist in the world, Osama Bin Laden! With his kick in the door black genes and his send an entire army to kill one person white genes, it's the perfect combination to fight terror with! And although he's black, the white does show from time to time. Yes he plays ball, but he can shoot, yes he listens to rap  but he also legally purchases the cd's and although he had a big party when he won the presidency he couldn't dance to save his life when celebrating. Commander-in-chief, Mr. White-In-Black, we salute you!