How Health Care is Killing You

Health Care prices are ridiculous! It's surprising that people have any money to spend after paying for rent, gas, food and health care! Obama did takes steps in reforming health care, however the Republican Party are comprised of a bunch of haters! Sadly, unless people are affected by the problem they won't research the solution. If your mother/father was dying of an illness that could be cured with one surgery, but it was too expensive to afford and your mother/father dies, you would see firsthand the importance of having affordable health care. So here is my suggestion, and yes I do this...use WebMD as your doctor! It's fast, convenient and most importantly FREE.

WebMD works the following way:

1. Go to WebMD.com
2. Log your symptoms-now you gotta have a good eye, if you put in the wrong symptoms you'll misdiagnose yourself. I'm no doctor but that seems to me a very important step!
3. Search for the correct illness.

Health Care is for the rich! Poor people cannot afford to be sick and miss work, or pay a doctor to tell them something WebMD can tell you for free. The best thing would be to see a doctor, however, will you be able to afford food after spending $8,000 dollars to have some doctor tell you that you have a cold? No! Also, people who listen to drug commercials and then ask their doctor for Valtrex, Extenze or some other drug, you people are stupid! Why the hell do you idiots buy into the marketing campaign for drugs? I seen a commercial the other day for an anti-depressant drug and it stated the following:

-You may become more depressed after taking our drug, but don't stop! Studies show that people died while using our medicine, but it doesn't mean that our medicine killed them!

What type of nonsense is this? And people will still buy the drug. If they call a drug medicine, guess what idiots, it's still a drug! Your body can become addicted to it and you may die! Here's my commercial for you people:

-You ever wake up and have to piss? Don't you hate wasting those two minutes to pee when your so busy with other things? If you answer yes to all or none of these questions, pick up your cell phone, call your doctor and ask for the little gold pill. Why pee ever again? You'll save so much time in life by not having to use the restroom! Ladies, can you imagine going to a club and being able to dance the night away? Look at those silly girls in those long bathroom lines at the bar! That used to be you!

Side effects may include: lost of breath, or choking, loss of hair, or baldness. Fingers may all stick together over time and your ankles will disappear...but at least you won't have to pee. And we also sell drugs for all the side effects!!

The only bad thing about WebMD is they always give you two choices of the illness you may have! One will say to rest, drink water and you'll be fine in two days. The other will say, pray tonight for salvation and see a doctor because you're going to die! But that's why I use your website! If I could afford to see my doctor I wouldn't be using Google and WebMD to diagnose myself! I always pick the first choice and drink plenty of water and rest...so if these blogs stop 4-5 days straight, it means I'm no longer with you guys and WebMD has tricked me into thinking water and sleep can cure all diseases!