Things We All Hate

This of a laundry list of small things we all experience and dislike! The smallest things can make you crazy, feel free to leave any other pet peeves by commentating!

-Running out of Ink

You ever have a pen and pad and try to write and the pen just says, "I quit" and stop working in the middle of a sentence? Then what does everyone do? Draw those little circles on the sides of the paper! Then you end up with 15 small circles all over the paper and the pen still doesn't work where you need it to!

-The Disabled

This one is a little messed up, but true nonetheless! You ever been on the bus, going to work or school, a place you have to be by a certain time, and someone in a wheelchair gets aboard? I hate this, I am sensitive to people but damn, doesn't the wheelchair  have wheels? Drive your ass to work! Don't you want to just take off one of those legs that doesn't work and bash them over the head! The bus definitely will be thirty minutes late, and hopefully they get off after you, if not that's an extra thirty minutes.

-Train People

Why is it that all bums on the train got a song or dance when the get on? Or it's the infamous, "Excuse me today but I'm selling candy for a basketball team!" Maaannnn, you don't got no damn basketball team, you're not even wearing socks and shoes, who would let you coach any kid! And if it is true and you're selling candy, then get some candy people will actually want, like some M&M's or Reese's Cups, not that three cent crap with no name! Train people stink really bad too. You ever notice how train people smell like spinach and gay sex? And they lie, some guy told me he was blind...I said lets go above ground and walk across a busy intersection! If he crosses the street then he lied and if he gets hit I'll leave, because I'm still not giving you money!

- The #1 or #2

This is mainly for guys, I don't know if women can relate! You ever go to the restroom and have to pee really bad but when you're standing there it also feels like you gotta take a poop but you're standing and already started to piss? It's a bad situation ladies, you all already sit so it doesn't matter. Us men get nervous, you just have to tighten them cheeks and pray!

- The Street Cross

This one is mainly for black people, and other minorities, I don't know if whites can relate! You ever been taking a casual stroll down the street and see a white person approaching and they cross the street? Doesn't that get you upset!?! The funny thing to me is the fact that if we were gonna harm them or rob them, crossing the street doesn't do too much to prevent it! Why not cross the street, then go around the corner and then run down an alley? That way you're safe and I can't see you! When the light turns green guess what, I can cross the street!! I may even jaywalk to get to you! Next time cross the street with them and see what they do! There's also times you may be walking past someone in a parking lot and you'll hear the car doors lock! Racism never sounded so sweet! I guess minorities are not smart enough to break the window to get in!

-Ghetto Appliances

You ever go to someone's house and everything is slightly broken! Things work, but just work in a weird way. Like if you're trying to open the front door and right before you do you hear, "You gotta twist it left then right, pick it up and then pull the doorknob or it'll break if you don't!" Or after you use the bathroom, " You gotta keep shaking the flush handle until you hear a click, if not the toilet will overflow!" Or maybe you're washing your hands and the water isn't getting hot, "You gotta turn on the tub and the sink water, flick the lights on and off, turn in a semi-circle and then the water gets warm, if not the water pipe will break!" It's like damn, I'll never come to this house again!

-The Rewind Button

-This is for people who grew up watching movies via VCR! Remember when you were young and wanted to watch a movie and had to find the tape! First off, that was a two hour ordeal because people would never put the tape in the right box! The Little Rascals tape would be in the Homeward Bound box or The Ace Ventura movie would be in The 101 Dalmations box! After finding the movie, you slap it in and sit on the couch and what happens? The movie is all the way at the end! You get up and press rewind and it takes three hours for the movie to go back ten minutes, so you have to press stop; then rewind and then press play to see where you are! It gets to the point where you don't even want to watch the movie and you go outside and play!

- Food Thief

This is by far the most disrespectful thing on the list. You ever come home from work or running errands and you're hungry, thirsty and have your mind set on something you left in the fridge? You walk into the kitchen and see the wrapper and bottle in the trash! And what upsets me is the fact that someone threw it on top of the trash, didn't even take the time to hide the evidence! Don't you just want to cry?

-The Pee-pee Dance

You ever be running home and have to use the bathroom and realize you don't have your keys! You start fidgeting around looking for keys, getting nervous you may piss yourself and of course everyone that lives on your block is outside that day! The worst part is that you know people are home but nobody is answering the door! Then when they come, you run by them dropping your bags and what not, while still running to the bathroom. One time, when I was young, this happened! I got all the way to the toilet and still pissed myself, oh the irony, the yellow piss filled irony!

-Dirty Jeans

You ever see someone, or have been ironing jeans yourself and after ten minutes you get this weird aroma?  You begin to look around or try smelling the iron to locate the source of the stench? Well smell those jeans buddy! When you iron dirty jeans it smells like pennies and cat pee, bad combo!