Thirsty Thursday's are followed by Friday and Saturday, the two biggest drinking days of the week! Many just relax on Sunday to get ready for another grueling and four days too long, work week! What's stopping most people from enjoying a brew on Sunday? Religious reasons, recovery from Friday and Saturday nights may be a couple of reasons. Not good enough! I'm here to give motivation to drink again on Sunday! Here are the top five reasons to drink on a Sunday!
5. Boredom
Sundays are notoriously boring! There are football games and late night television shows, but it can still be sluggish when football season is over and sitcom episodes aren't good! Which is a good enough reason to drink! You can drink yourself out of boredom straight into a night in jail! Sundays at the County Jail will sure spice up your dry Sunday night! Sometimes a good drink is better than bad conversation from people you hate, like your neighbors, kids and spouse! Drinking makes those conversations much more enjoyable! Questions like, "How was work honey?", turns into, "Get that shit off my face!" Or, "How was school Sarah?", could be "Shut the hell up so I can listen to the game!" Wholesome family interaction that was made possible by three shots of Seagram's Gin!
4. Tomorrow is Monday
That's right! Another long week of eight hour shifts at a job you probably dislike! The official end to The Weekend, that many of us dread! Which entails, losing our ability to enjoy free time with friends and family. So drink! Drink that nasty vodka on the rocks, or that dry martini! Tomorrow is Monday and nobody likes Monday's! It'll be a full three to four days before your able to drink again! What a drag! So instead of laying around on a perfectly job free day doing laundry, drink first and then do laundry second!
3. Football
What's better than sitting on your favorite couch with a cold beer, or five, in your reach! Ladies can also enjoy a nice drink; having your husband or boyfriend out of your way for several hours as he watches men tackle other men on grass! This gives you free time to catch up with your girlfriends to enjoy a class of wine! By the time the game is over, neither of you will want to do anything except each other! Football is great time to meet up for men and women to do things in groups, with their friends! And what's the one thing that makes any group activity more fun? Liqour and beer and malt liqour! So drink! Take a shot for every touchdown scored, for every field goal missed, or for every time an announcer tells a pointless story about some lineman from Nebraska! Football serves as a great excuse to get belligerent on a Sunday afternoon!
2. Early & Late Happies
This goes hand in hand with football! Usually bars will have drinking specials that correspond to game times of NFL games. Since most games start at 1pm, the specials start at 1pm or noon! You can wake up at 11, eat, shower, and head to a local pub and drink all night! Also, with the advent of Sunday night games, many bars will extend happy hours to cover these games as well! Winning! The Happy Hour deal is best when football season is active.
1. Communion
The number one reason to drink on a Sunday is communion! Some religions have communion on the first Sunday of each month and others every week! I remember drinking wine, although its grape juice now, during Communion and the pastor saying, "Do this in rememberance of me!" Well Jesus, I will remember you every day if need be, if it means getting my hands on a good red wine! Delicious! Why stop at the alter with one shot of wine! Sneak to the church basement and pour a shot or two of Jameson! I believe some liqour names are in the Bible! We got our Jack Daniel's, or Daniel...Samuel Adams or 1 Samuel, and Jose Cuervo or in his English biblical name, Joseph! Jesus turned water into wine, and you can do the same with $15!
haha!!! great post!
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